Good day my fellow SWTOR enthusiasts. Let me start off by saying how much I regret not being able to annoy the s**t out of you wonderful people for a few weeks due to a Move, Girlfriend, Shitty internet, Near heart attack, Medication change, Philly-Cheese steak obsession, and my personal penchant to stuff two badgers in a pillowcase and watch them fight it out like two hookers on the Vegas strip fighting over some japanese high roller. I missed you all about as much as a herpes outbreak during spring break.
Today I am putting on my crafter pants, stealing @SWTORCRAFTERS thunder, and basically kicking a kitten in the lip. Why you ask? Because I haven’t gotten a beta invite to SWTOR and the simple fact I got hammered last night and ignored my wonderful girlfriend’s pleas for attention, resulting in my current living conditions in the proverbial doghouse. Thats right. I’m a d**k when drunk (as opposed to being a general a**hole when i’m sober)
I’m not sure about you people, being the crazy fan obsessed bastards we all are, but I want me some armor. Pimp Armor. Armor that makes me look so badass, Chuck Norris exposes the second brain under his beard and it says: “Damn motherf**ker. You look badass!”
Am I going to be able to craft gear that makes raid gear look like a donkey punch on a thai hooker, or is my gear going to be so basic, I look at WoW and say: “Gee, that looks….K”. Crafters seem to always get the proverbial rear reaming when it comes to gear in Modern MMO’s. Lets hop in the Wayback Machine with professor Peabody and take a good look at game crafting Systems:
Age Of Cool Story Bronan.
Shitty. Nuff Said. It’s like slamming your head into birth control pills in an effort to have a child.
It was good….way the f**k back when I had 3 pubic hairs and my ass was pimple free. The best ever actually. It was so good it made cheesecake look like dog dookie with cheese mixed in somewhere.
Just f**king kick me in the nuts. It’s less painful
Transformers Dark Side of the moon
Nothing to do with crafting but: JOHN MALKOVICH MOTHERF***ERS!!!!! Leonard Nimoy as Sentential Prime. It’s like fringe crossed with the American revolution. Watch or Die.
The most utterly redundant s**tass-pisspoor-an*l-leakage-penile-implant system ever. Everyone make the exact same shit and undercuts the piss out of each other on the worst global transaction system ever. The ONE upside. The AH works well and has dozens of features for searching and sorting. The AH system is leaps and bound above all other contenders.
My vagina hurts thinking about this one.
SWTOR really needs to have a robust, in depth crafting system that allows me to make “Chestguard ot Pimpositity”. Seriously. There are too many games out there that push “RAID GEAR” over crafted gear. Accumulating parts, items, components, squirrel p**is, and donkey bladders to create the “Gun of Ass-Kickery” beats the crap out of “You just killed grand Moff Tarkin, here is 1 part for 2 out of 25 of your raid members” sucks chipmunk ass. Once again, SERIOUSLY. Who in their right f**king mind likes that system? “It keeps crafing on par”. Bull-ass-penis it does. It keeps it so on par that it’s worthless. So worthless goodwill told me to shove it up my cramhole.
Should crafted gear outweigh raid gear. You bet your ass it should. I should be able to go to new and unknown places, gather crafting mats, meet new races, murder them, and steal their crafting stuff. My question for the community this week is simple:
Do Crafted items outweigh dropped items? Should They?
I will be seeing you all every Monday with random pissy rants and flames and vents on Rockjaw and Daniel Erickson. Stay tuned and try not to get gonorrhea this week folks.
All my deranged love to your swtor geekers out there.
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